In all seriousness, if I was a plumber I would never have to worry about employment and be equipped for the one plumbing crisis after another that seems to be hitting this house.
Last night my main house bathroom flooded. By the time I got some control over the water it became clear that the leak was more related to the sink than the toilet, but regardless, all the water to the house was once again shut off.
He hasn't even seen Nim! His loss in Nim's opinion.