Went swimming yesterday. Always the same. You circle one direction, and then I get held straight because I like to hitch the right leg. I fail to see the problem. I don't drown now do I?
Anyway, possibly woke up in a new location. Hard to tell. My smell is all over the place, but somehow the way out to poop is different. Occasionally I poop on the floor. But at least I am not peeing on it. Besides someone cleans it up.
I attempted to impress by tracking a deer. Why doesn't anyone ever appreciate how smart I am?
I sense an angry presence in the area. Goes by the name of Merlin. I am putting up my wards as we speak.